me: Do you want to come downstairs with me and get the sheets off the line?

Joel: Nope.

me: Oh, you never want to go anywhere with me.

Joel: No, I like going places with you. I just don’t want to do chores.

me: But I like doing chores.

Joel: I know, and I buy you The Simpsons. It’s an even trade.

it’s like he gets me.