Elastic waist bands: my time off

As of today, it’s been 11 day since I’ve worn real pants or a bra. Shewwwww, to say it’s been awesome would be the understatement of the decade.

I mean, there’s been some shitty parts – see: gas pain from my shoulder to my bottom; being unable to bend down, bend over, reach up or reach over; stab wound pain; bladder filling to even the smallest amount and pressing against my unhealed insides (OUCH); gas pain; headaches; “chocolate” flavoured drinks designed to jumpstart your digestive track (the super fun bowel cementing side effects of narcotic pain killers- ew); more gas pain; PMS cramps on unhealed insides; being unable to roll over in your sleep; sleeping upright for 3 days; even more gas pain; needing assistance to get off the couch and out of bed (even when I had to get up 3x a night because of said slightly filled bladder pressing against everything causing pain); not being able to sneeze, laugh, or cough without sharp pain; it’s been fun.

Even with all that, it’s been a week and I’m basically up and at’em. And I credit that 100% to Joel, and his unrelenting post-surgery care. I’ve only ever been babied by two people- my mom and my sister, and I know Joel is great, but I’ve been blown away. Beyond taking care of all the shopping, cleaning, and cooking (and baking!), for a week straight I wanted for absolutely nothing – snack? Got it. Water? Got it. Medicine? Got it. It’s 3AM and I have to get up to go to the bathroom again? Got it. Spontaneous yet dire need to change my sweater? On it. Help washing my hair? Yep. DON’T REACH FOR THAT. LET ME GET THAT. He’s been nothing short of an angel. Or a highly paid, devoted nurse from a nursing home. I am the luckiest. If anything, the 8 (mostly) uninterrupted days I had with him have just reaffirmed that he is in fact, the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

So even though I’ve been glued to the couch with a heating pad for the past week, I’ve had a nice time off.  Besides all the hang times I got with Joel, Josien brought us burgers from Hub House and LEGO JURASSIC WORLD (aka the only video game I’m even kinda good at) on Monday, Craig brought us coffee and breakfast on Friday, and Hugh and Eddie came by after that with sandwiches – because our friends are amazeballs. And because I haven’t been able to move around much, I’ve been able to get a lot of reading and sit down work done – new blog header: done; art bag: done; outline and background work for novel project: done; new couch pillows: sewed. It’s not as much as I thought I’d get done, but then again, it never is. I have finally come to accept that my expectations of reality vs reality are farrrr loftier than they have any right to be.

Anyway – here’s what it looked like!

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The draw back to free surgery is the wait time – although I’m much luckier than most. I only waited 1.5 months for availability, and about 2.5 hours between check-in and when I was dressed and rolled into theatre. I credit that to the perks of calling early and showing up early.
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The latest in surgery fashion
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Post-anesthesia/post-morphine recovery room face
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Gorgeous flowers from my friend Kat
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Bed Nest! That sludge is green juice – looks gross, sounds gross, tastes amazing.
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Sweet Angel Baby
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Breeeeakfast a la Joel – livin’ the life
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Do yourself a favour and watch Fargo – it’s the best thing on TV right now.
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Joel’s first batch of from scratch cookies /proud
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American Care Package – brings a tear to the eye. These packages were in the country, at my post office the day after my surgery. HOWEVER. Thanks to numerous mishaps at Australia Post, 3 increasingly angry phone calls and 1 stern email, they arrived a week later. Oh well, they’re no less special.
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Oh, Entemann’s Coffee Cake, how I missed you.
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Breakfast party!
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Breakfast pals
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Sewing party: I finished a season of Project Runway and started my great re-watch of The Wire
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Finished pillows! Slowly everything in my entire life will be designed by Ikea.

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With that, I’m off to get some more writing done – you know, make the most of the rest of my time off and such.

xo

Catchup.com

Once upon a more productive time, I used to do a catch up blog every month. Ah, the days when life was simple, unencumbered by the wild throws of admiration and attention that sudden success and fame brings. Continue reading “Catchup.com”

Catchup.com

So, last week sucked.

But that’s ok, sometimes shit sucks. I’ve written it off and I’m moving forward. Last week, I did nothing at all productive. I’m not kidding – absolutely nothing. Continue reading “Catchup.com”